Author Archives: Aaron 'BingoBoingo' Rogier

Outrage Machine Attacks Sanctity Of Marriage After Shooting

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Now that gays can marry under the law outrage over a gay bar shooting is being used to weaken the definition of marriage.1 The attack on the sanctity of marriage comes as the late and lazy eyed Omar Mateen's (WOT:nonperson) wife (WOT:nonperson) disclosed she was aware he might use a gay bar as a shooting gallery. In light of this voluntary disclosure following husband's death, a death which relieved her of her matrimonial obligation to hold his confidence, the outrage industrial complex is calling for her to be criminally charged and crucified. Continue reading →

  1. The usual noise about banning the sale and possession of high capacity magazines is also being spouted, but that's not news so much as a weather phenomenon  ↩

"Reverse Feeding Tube" Latest Luxury Developed For Mayogendered Lifestyle

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The United States Food and Drug Administration announced their approval today of the AspireAssist, a device that pumps undigested food from the stomach of third gendered individuals through a port in the abdomen. During trials of the device users were reported to have their body mass index reduced on average from 50 which corresponds to class IV morbid obesity to 35 which corresponds to class II severe obesity. Shelby Sullivan (WOT:nonperson) who lead the pilot study described the device as:

a form of calorie restriction that takes into account the desire to eat

In other words this dangerous device would allow transmayo individuals to reduce the visible manifestation of their character defects without actually addressing their defects of character. This means that in the future many mayogendered individuals may be able to "pass" as the gender they choose to present as with less interference from their actual biological mayogender.1

  1. Individuals who reclaim visible external genitalia without addressing their serious binge eating disorder of course would maintain their mayogendered status where it counts. Extant bariatric surgeries at least bring the possibility of treating the eating disorder through conditioning the Obeast into eating less due to a change in their physical condition. This bypasses that promising an easier softer way while neglecting to treat the actual disorder.  ↩

Remembering The Deadliest Spree Killing In US History

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In 1890 a band of thugs associated with the criminal gang in Washington DC under the command of war criminal Samuel M Whitside were disarming a Lakota community near Wounded Knee creek. Their failure to accommodate a deaf Lakota's disability when confiscating his rifle led them to slaughter at least 1501 Lakota men, women, and children. In the thugs' bloodlust they gunned down 25 of their own men in addition to the Lakota victims. Peace in our time. #AllLivesMatter

  1. Estimates place the number of Lakota victims of this spree killing between 150 and 300 ↩

US Major Socialist Party Servers Hacked

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Reports are emerging that servers used to store information on political operations for the major socialist party in the United States have been hacked with immense amounts of information compromised. Among the information liberated was the entire opposition research file on their presidential candidate's opponent Donald Trump-Clinton (WOT:nonperson) of the minor socialist party. Hilary Rodham-Clinton (WOT:nonperson), the major socialist party's candidate, has a history of poor security hygiene in her actions as a sysadmin as well as potential low hanging fruit for social engineering attacks inherited through her marriage to America's first black president William Jefferson Clinton (WOT:nonperson). At present allegations of guilt for taking from their apparently wide open servers is being levelled at parties affiliated with the Russian government. Given that a dump of the liberated information is not circulating freely it is unlikely that Peace was behind this information liberation. Him in our time.

Walgreens Finally Cuts Ties With Theranos

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Walgreens finally announced that they are cutting ties with the well connected and wildly inaccurate blood testing startup Theranos. On its way to a 9 Billion dollar valuation Theranos established blood testing clinics inside of their retail partner Walgreen's stores. A total of 40 Walgreens stores had Theranos blood testing available. Walgreens has a total of 8177 stores. Walgreens parent company Walgreens Boots Alliance has a market capitalization of ~92.4 billion United States dollars on ~103.4 billion dollars in annual revenue and ~4.2 billion dollars of net income. Sorry for your loss, but there will be blood testing.

Suspected Islamist Shoots Up Florida Gay Bar

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A man the FBI claims has possible leanings towards supporting Islamist causes shot up the gay bar "Pulse" in Orlando, Florida during the early hours of the morning (archived). An off duty police officer working security at the club reportedly exchanged gunfire with the man before a hostage situation developed. Police eventually conducted a "controlled explosion" before shooting the man dead. A variety of media sources are consistently reporting 20 deaths and 42 injuries UPDATE1: 50 deaths and 53 injuries in the event though no distinction has yet been made between casualties inflicted by the suspect and those taken by law enforcement in the crossfire.

Back in December of 2015 aspiring martyrs Syed Farook (WOT:nonperson) and Tashfeen Malik (WOT:nonperson) killed 14 and injured 22 at a facility that provides services for the developementally disabled in San Bernadino before getting themselves killed during their failed getaway. The San Bernadino event lead to the FBI and Apple circlejerking around an iPhone.

It is too early to tell what "rights" this latest media hysteria is going to push for taking away, but the likelyhood of Hussein Bahamas making at least one last big push to take your Guns, your God, and your Freedom is not out of the picture. Another likely side effect of this following so close in time to the San Bernadino attack and similar attacks in Europe is Autistic teen and twenty something white males losing the "most feared demographic in America" title acquired over two decades of school, mall, and theater shootings. Sorry for your loss.

Update 2: The shooter has been identified as Omar Mateen (WOT:nonperson). Mateen allegedly work as a security guard with clients that included USG assets.

Gawker Media Files Bankruptcy Papers And Goes On Auction Block

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Gawker Media Group has filed for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy protection and has begun to auction its business with Ziff Davis1 opening the bidding. Assests are officially estimated2 to be in the 5o million to 100 million United States dollar range while liabilities are estimated to be in the 100 to 500 million United States dollar range. Gawker Media and certain affiliated persons owe 140.1 million United States dollars after losing a court case involving their public humiliation of the private person Terry Bollea (WOT:nonperson), a man who plays a character named "Hulk Hogan" (WOT:nonperson, also fictional character) on television. Proceeds from the sale will reportedly be used to promote this confusion in front of appellate courts following its failure during the trial. The filing of the lawsuit put founder Nick Denton's (WOT:nonperson) control of Gawker media on precarious footing and he ended up surrendering authority to various committees as his blogspam writers unionized. During its run under Nick Denton's management Gawker Media alienated any actual writers they managed to employ while working to normalize endemic morbid obesity with pro-Transmayo propaganda. Whoever acquires Gawker Media at auction will be burdened with a web "property" attached to a workforce protected by a Union contract. Sorry for you loss.

  1. Publisher of Popular Aviation, Stereo Review, and Computer Shopper magazines.  ↩

  2. As is traditional in this process  ↩

Peace Trove Being Indexed To Accounts On Unhacked Sites

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The social media password dumps of Myspace, LinkedIN, and possibly others that were brought to public light by Peace are now being indexed and packaged1 to identify vulnerable accounts on other platforms. The war on the web has been simmering since the web went to shit soon after its birth. The work of Peace is forcing social media and web forum users to muster all of the earnestness at their command and confront the hard reality of their assorted user accounts actually not conveying any identity at all. Many have tried to find an easier softer way than the WoT, but they could not. Him in our time.

  1. It is rare, but yes. Some people appear to actually be undertaking economically useful activity through producing "information products."  ↩

Bitcoin Difficulty Dials Back 1.63%

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In its march to cross 2 trillion Bitcoin network difficulty has decreased by 1.63 percent from 199312067531.24301147 to 196061423939.64996338 during its latest adjustment. The next mining subsidy halving is still on schedule with all of the chaos that entails. Expect anything,1 but it is likely that weaker miners will continue getting squeezed out with only small temporary dips in network hashrate. Weakening fiat markets in China and the fresh constraint on new coin market entry are likely to lead the way at fiat/Bitcoin interfaces with the weaker and more fraudulent fiat/Bitcoin interfaces potentially getting squeezed as well in the manner of Mt Gox. Sorry for your loss.

  1. Due to the likelihood of intensified fraud on the fiat side all manner of short term trends are possible.  ↩