Long time USG welfare recipient and Madame Secretary Mike Pompeo visited Senegal today and discussed fine-tuning welfare levels in the region with Macky Sall, a local chief welfare distributer and son of Maoist Amadou Sall (archived, archived). The population of Senegal grew from 9.3 million in 1998, when Mike Pompeo’s company Thayer Aerospace first took venture funding from Mitt Romney's Bain and Co., to 16.7 million today. Between 2001 and 2019 Senegal received 2.5 billion in "foreign aid" from the USG (archived, archived).
New Philadelphia Police Commisioner's First Act: Welcoming Her Nails Into Department Grooming Standards
After new Philadelphia Police Commisioner Danielle Outlaw was repeatedly reminded her black nail polish was outside of department grooming standards while doing the rounds to meet her new charges, one of Commisioner Outlaw's first acts was liberalizing the department's appearance standards to accomodate herself (archived). Continue reading
Ohio Man Charged For Running Bitcoin Mixer And Feds Press Asset Forfeiture Claim: Full Indictment
Larry Dean Harmon of Ohio has been charged with three counts operating a Bitcoin mixer service that partnered with the late "Darknet Market" Alphabay. Alphabay's alleged operator Alexandre Cazes was found dead, hung in a Thai Jail cell back in 2017. The USG is begging for forfeiture of two pieces of Ohio real estate and a third property in Colorado upon conviction for the first two counts of "Conspiracy To Launder Monetary Instruments" and "Operating an Unlicensed Money Transmitting Business". The indictment is reproduced in full below: Continue reading
Redditard Alleges He Sent Bitcoin To Wrong Address And Flaffs Over Coin, No Longer His
Redditard mrb000 (WoT: nonperson) celebrated the one year anniversary of his encounter with SFYL by making a post to r/Bitcoin begging someone to help him get a Bitcoin. Continue reading
New York Businessman Who Took Down Former NYPD Commisioner Bernard Kerik Faces Charges For Operating Education Venture
Larry Ray, a New York business man and former diplomat, faces a legal challenge from the SDNY after his business, which competed directly with the USG education system, earned up to $1,000,000 USD over approximately 9 years (archived, archived). Continue reading
Zooko's Altcoin To Fund USG Honeypot Tor
Zooko (WoT: nonperson) and the Zcash foundation announced plans to fund a "scalibility project" for the Tor Project, a USG honeypot. A link to information regarding how the grant mony would be printed and dispersed was posted to twitter by the official USG stooge account (archived).
Cocaine Refinery Found Back Home On The Farm Of Colombian Ambassador To Uruguay
A lab for refining cocaine was found on a family farm of Colombian ambassador to Uruguay Fernando Sanclemente (archived). Continue reading
Panic Over Coronavirus Now Fucking Up International Mail Delivery
Panic over the "novel" coronavirus first seen in Wuhan has lead to a congestion of traditional postal mail headed into China (archived). Continue reading
USG Ownership Of "Crypto AG" And Use Of The Firm's Products To Spy On "Allies" And Customers Released To The Public
The fact that nominally Swiss firm "Crypto AG" has been owned by the USG.CIA in partnership with the Germans is being blasted throughout the media today. The timing of the release is curious as the Iranians discovered Crypto Ag's subversion no later than 1992 and the obvious indicators were long available and obvious. Continue reading
USG Charges For 4 Alleged Chinese Officers Over Equifax Breach
The USG has charged four alleged officers of the "People's Liberation Army" claimed to be working out of the "54th Research Institute" in Beijing for purportedly carrying out the 2017 breach of Equifax. The indictment filed in the Northern District of Georia is reproduced in full below: Continue reading