Hillary Rodham-Clinton Child Trafficking Connections On Track To Hit Mainstream News Tomorrow

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Haitian child abductor and trafficker Laura Silsby's connections to Hillary Rodham-Clinton and Huma Weiner are on track to enter the mainstream news cycle tomorrow.1  Silsby and others operating under cover as "missionaries" used the aftermath of the 2010 Haitian earthquake in order to steal black children. Several wikileaked emails show that Hillary Rodham-Clinton was involved in saving Silsby from the Haitian legal system following Silby's arrest for the aforementioned child theft and trafficking. Sorry for your lulz.

  1. Timing based on 31337 proprietary Qntra social media to news talking head verbal diarrhoea forecasting technology.  ↩

Alternate Bitcoin Implementation Apes Reference Client In Removing Network Alert System

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The developers behind the "Core" fork of the reference Bitcoin client announced that they would be retiring the legacy "Alert" system in their client fork. The patch to remove the legacy Alert system from the reference client was already under consideration by the Bitcoin Foundation in November of 2014 and was considered a standard part of any reasonable build by the end of 2014.

Naturally, though being two years late to the party, the developers of the "Core" fork make no mention of the Alert system's previous removal from the reference Bitcoin client in their announcement. Further, developers of the "Core" client fork announced their intentions to fire the Alert system twice as part of their announcing its retirement.

Sorry for your loss.

Soy And Corn Yields Massive, Prices Depressed Further

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This year's US soy crop has been referred to as a "bin buster" and potentially record setting with substantial acreage still waiting in the field for harvest. Corn yield have been good too. This news is dismal for farmers, but delightful for dicamba. Landscape accordingly because the future is now.

Chinese fiat/Bitcoin Interface BTCC Opening US dollar Market And Remaining Closed To US

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The Chinese fiat/Bitcoin interface formerly known as "BTC China" announced they would be opening a United States dollar market. They attribute their decision in part to the Bitfinexodus. creating a pliable user base in search a place that isn't named Bitfinex. Naturally BTCC made it clear that while they welcome trading of the United States dollar, they have no plans to accept United States persons as customers. United States persons simply invite too many problems.

Ingsoc Reintroduces Rickets To Britain

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Eradicated from the Anglophone world by the end of World War II, Rickets has made a comeback in the Anglophone world. This grave form of childhood vitamin D deficiency prevents normal bone growth, and a related adult vitamin D deficiency leaves adults fragile. Likely contributing factors are "sun safety measures" and good old fashioned malnutrition.

CenturyLink Acquiring "Level 3" As Internet Transit Routes Consolidate

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In a far lesser heralded acquisition than anything involving consumer recognizable names, CenturyLink began the process of buying Level 3 communications. Both providers mostly provide Internet pipes to smaller Internet service providers and other business customers though CenturyLink maintains a token number of residential customers.

Mainstream Media: Clinton Emails Already "Baked In" To Polls

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On this day, the ninth day before the United States presidential election, the talking heads of the United States mainstream media-political complex are in concert adopting a single position on the damage from the latest revelation of Clinton Criminality. Apparently the political damage to Hillary Rodham-Clinton from this latest news is already "baked in" to Hillary Rodham-Clinton's polling numbers, and this damage has been for some amount of time, perhaps even since the beginning of time itself.

This "baked in" theory spontaneously emerged among several dozen "independent" mainstream talking heads simultaneously. Naturally there is *no way* that this introduction of the "baked in" line could have been coordinated.

Hack Forum Kicks DDoS Vendors

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Hack Forums, one of the oldest and most well-known forums of its kind on the internet, has announced it will no longer allow vendors to offer DDoS services or "server stress testing" for sale in it's services section, in part due to the attack that left many sites unreachable last week.

Forum admin Jesse "Omniscient" LaBrocca (WoT:nonperson) explained:

"I do need to make sure that we continue to exist and given the recent events I think it's more important that the section be permanently shut down,"

The forums had been under pressure from online security researchers who claimed that forum users were likely responsible for the recent spate of attack using the Mirai malware. The source code for Mirai first appeared on the forums on September 30th when user Anna-senpai released a copy for public consumption. Omniscient denied that the forums promoted using the services for illegal purposes and that much like other user-generated content sites, "The content ….. reflects the topics they are interested in discussing,"