United States Securities and Exchange Commission Chairmyn Mary Jo White (WOT:nonperson) is leading an exodus of bureaucrats appointed by lame duck Hussein Bahamas, and many of these bureaucrats still have years remaining before the expiration of their appointments. White's appointment is not scheduled to expire until 2019 when the next presidential election's primary campaigns begin dominating the mainstream news cycle. This atypical wave of departures will provide president elect Trump substantial freedom as the Trumpreich begins the work of summoning The Great Again. The only notable figure with no plans of departing is lame duck Hussein Bahamas who intends to stick around in the swamp in order to "mentor" the president elect. Peace in our time.
Google Pull Adsense From News Content It Doesn't Like
Google is set to implement a new policy depriving news and informational sites of revenue from their adsense program unless their work is concordant with Google's political version of the truth. This surely has absolutely nothing to do with recent events in which political reality was found to diverge from the politically correct truth.
Today In Accidental Insecurity
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Not Quite News Roundup Xtend 14 (TM)(R) – The Great Again Cometh
Welcome to the fourteenth edition of the Qntra Not Quite News Roundup Xtend (TM)(R). The below events are alleged to have happened, but they are decidedly innocent of newsworthiness.
- Violent protests continue in major American metropolitan centers as NEETs continue adapting to their new employment. Amid the continued economic stimulus wrought by the mere likelihood of The Great Again, one protester in Portland was shot by an African American male in his late teens who fired into the crowd and fled by motor carriage.
- An 18 year old student at the University of Louisiana Lafayette faces charges of filing a false police report after she confessed that she falsified her initial report that two white men attacked her and stole her hijab. She admitted that she was actually not attacked. There is no word on what actions may be taken against her by the University of Louisiana Lafayette for her bias incident intended to incite crime against white men.
- This week's altcoin drawing unwarranted attention is "our democracy".
- Numerous similar unsubstantiated reports of attacks against persons who are not white men have been receiving substantial attention in the mainstream media without any details being provided. The attacks are simply being referred to as a "wave" with few particular incidents at all being described. Meanwhile numerous racially motivated attacks against white men and women are being committed with the attackers assuming their victims must have voted for Trump due to their whiteness.
- Vagrant "overdoses" continue in downtown St Louis. There still have been no fatalities reported, but the number of vagrants hospitalized is approaching one hundred.
- Social media has been flooded by calls for violence by radical leftists in the United States following a dramatic defeat of the country's major socialist party in the recent election. The major socialist party lost on nearly every single national or statewide office on the ballot outside of Illinois and municipal offices in urban metropolitan areas.
- Four Americans, two soldiers and two contractors, were killed during a bombing inside Bagram Air base in Afghanistan. The bomber was also killed in the blast.
- The Trans Pacific Partnership trade agreement is now dead. The two thousand plus page agreement negotiated in secret required an untold number of bureaucrat centuries to compile.
- The manner in which the Trumpreich will obliterate Obamacare is in flux with congressional members of the GOP supposing to fill the void with a less oppressive but equally spendy beast that will continue throw value into the financial black hole that is the American healthcare system.
- Marine La Pen's chances of becoming the next French prime minister continue to improve as called on Qntra back in June.
- Colin Kaepernick, Blaine Gabbert's backup quarterback, after protesting American politics by kneeling during the national anthem confession that he did not care about American politics enough to vote in the election.
- After a brief fundraising boom, OpenBSD is failing to meet their new, more ambitious fundraising goals. The amount of funds presently raised however appears sufficient to keep the lights on.
- There is speculation that "our democracy" will handle the question of Hillary Rodham-Clinton and Huma Weiner's criminal activity by opening token prosecutions of the two allowing Hussein Bahamas to officially pardon them to avoid prevent actual prosecution via the constitutional prohibition on "double jeopardy".
- Many who warned of the crisis to "our democracy" presented if Trump and his supporters refused to accept the election's outcome are now refusing to accept the election's outcome, if that wasn't clear already from recent events.
- In spite of the campaign to replace the United States Government with the Trumpreich's promises to drain the swamp in the US capital, there has been no discussion of any particulars regarding dykes, weirs, or pumps to conduct the necessary removal of water. Everything has been focused on the removal of socialist politruks.
- There is an outstanding demand for to replace the antiquated Reich's domain name system with a Republican alternative.
Uncertainty reigns as The Great Again approaches. Keep coming back and wait for The Great Again to happen.
Numerous Jobs For The Unemployable Being Created As The Great Again Approaches
Following Hillary Clinton's election loss and concession, numerous otherwise unemployable homo sapiens have begun careers as professional protesters. Recruiting materials for these new jobs suggest a 15 United States dollar average rate of pay for these newly created protesting jobs. This is substantially more than the average pay rate negotiated by the United Food And Commercial Workers for dues paying members of their union.
Trump Voter Lynched In Chicago For Supporting The Great Again
A gathering of urban black youths in Chicago savagely lynched an older white Donald Trump voter to near death in Chicago after Hillary Clinton's loss began the summoning of the Great Again. There is no credible information yet on the Great Again's disposition to urban America, but it is possible that continued racially motivated violence may cause the Great again to treat the urban population with disfavor.
Duterte Welcomes US Trumpreich And Looks Forward To Warm Relations
Phillipine President Rodrigo Duterte (WOT:unknown/undisclosed) said he was a "small molecule" compared to the United States President Elect and said he would honor agreements between the Phillipines and the incoming United States government. Duterte praised their shared "passion to serve".Previously Duterte called the lame duck President Hussein Bahamas a "son of a whore" causing the outgoing US President to cancel a meeting at ASEAN over his hurt feelings.
St Louis Homeless Overdose On Fake Weed As The Great Again Looms
Multiple dozens of homeless persons have been carted away from the grounds of the New Life Evangelistic Center in down town St Louis, Missouri after overdosing on fake marijuana. At 11 am Wednesday police chief Sam Dotson drove by the site while 11 homeless individuals had gone to the ground during a 20 minute interval. The New Life Evangelistic Center is a homeless shelter at 14th and Locus near the heart of the city and its occupancy permit has been revoked since May 2015. Keep smiling for the coming of the Great Again looms large1 over America.
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Hillary Rodham-Clinton Loses Election
Hillary Rodham-Clinton lost the election to become the next United States president. Donald Trump-Clinton is on track to become the next United States president provided he survives to inauguration day and doesn't decide to quit, because in those instances Mike Pence will become the next President. Token legal challenges will likely proceed in an effort to change the allocation of some electoral votes though currently Donald Trump-Clinton holds 276 of the necessary 270 electoral votes with 27 outstanding votes from Michigan and Arizona yet to be determined.
For people who find this outcome unacceptable please direct your blame to Donna Brazile, your political party, and your candidate in that order. Sorry for your loss.
New York Times Shifts Projection To Imminent Trumpreich
Over the several hours since actual votes started being counted the New York Times forecast has shifted from an ~80% chance of a Hillary Rodham-Clinton (WOT:nonperson) victory to an 87% chance Donald Trump-Clinton (WOT:nonperson) wins the presidency. The Trumpreich is night!