Over the several hours since actual votes started being counted the New York Times forecast has shifted from an ~80% chance of a Hillary Rodham-Clinton (WOT:nonperson) victory to an 87% chance Donald Trump-Clinton (WOT:nonperson) wins the presidency. The Trumpreich is night!
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Soylent's Attempt To Scapegoat Soy Sinks
Rob Reinhart's1 (WOT:nonperson) food replacement start up Soylent is suffering in the wake of a severe product purity scandal. Early efforts at damage control involved Soylent blaming the soy content of their products and alleging the violently ill customers must have had some sort of previously undetected soy sensitivity.
The culprit was "algal flour" derived from Chlorella protothecoides grown in fermenters. The algae was chosen for its high protein content and while it is classified by US regulators as a "Generally Recognized As Safe" substance it's use as a source of dietary protein is not well tested. Digestive intolerance of unfamiliar plant proteins is not an uncommon class of phenomena, though contamination of the product is also a possibility.
This is bullish for soy's continued reign as the cheapest complete protein of vegetable origin suitable for keeping the general population fed. Soy for your loss.
Otherwise notable for the nuisance complaints filed by his neighbors related to his habit of hoarding piles of trash which attract vermin. ↩
Clinton Thug Janet Reno Dies
Janet Reno, lead prosecutor of the first Clinton Administration's war on the American people has died. Janet oversaw terrorist campaigns against numerous victims including a the Branch Davidians, Montana Freemen, Richard Jewell, Wen Ho Lee, and an uncountable number of others. Her tenure as Attorney General opened with the immolation of 76 members of a religion of peace. Reno's cause of death is listed simply as "complications of Parkinson's disease" without further details being provided.
Coincidences Today: Police Officers Being Shot In Pairs
This week pairs of police officers have been shot in Des Moines, Iowa; Arnold, Missouri; and New York City. Police officers are the demographic group in the United States whose members are least likely to vote for Hillary "Clitler" Rodham-Clinton on November 8th. Peace in our Time.
Hillary Bro'd Out With Epstein On Sex Island Six Times!
The Hillary Rodham-Clinton email story continues to get juicier as it appears that an NYPD investigation of Huma Weiner's husband (archived) played a critical role in forcing the FBI's hand. Per Erik Prince (WOT:nonperson) of the mercenary company formerly known as Blackwater:
There is all kinds of criminal culpability through all the emails they’ve seen of that 650,000, including money laundering, underage sex, pay-for-play, and, of course, plenty of proof of inappropriate handling, sending/receiving of classified information, up to SAP level Special Access Programs
Underage sex refers of course to six trips by Hillary Rodham-Clinton to pedophile Jeffery Epstein's child sex island. Bill made more than 20 trips.
Prince further suggests that by only enjoying indirect "Clinton Priviledge" Huma Abedin faces substantial jail time for her work as Hillary's aide, and the great impediment to prosecutions has so far been the political Hussein Bahamas "Justice" Department. The "Justice" Department is refusing to convene grand juries based on the FBI's investigations, and blackmailing the NYPD with James Lafond presents Baltimore and Ferguson style inquisitions if they pursue charges.
No progress has been made in allowing International Election observers to oversee the integrity of the election.
Hillary Rodham-Clinton Child Trafficking Connections On Track To Hit Mainstream News Tomorrow
Haitian child abductor and trafficker Laura Silsby's connections to Hillary Rodham-Clinton and Huma Weiner are on track to enter the mainstream news cycle tomorrow.1 Silsby and others operating under cover as "missionaries" used the aftermath of the 2010 Haitian earthquake in order to steal black children. Several wikileaked emails show that Hillary Rodham-Clinton was involved in saving Silsby from the Haitian legal system following Silby's arrest for the aforementioned child theft and trafficking. Sorry for your lulz.
Timing based on 31337 proprietary Qntra social media to news talking head verbal diarrhoea forecasting technology. ↩
Soy And Corn Yields Massive, Prices Depressed Further
This year's US soy crop has been referred to as a "bin buster" and potentially record setting with substantial acreage still waiting in the field for harvest. Corn yield have been good too. This news is dismal for farmers, but delightful for dicamba. Landscape accordingly because the future is now.
Ingsoc Reintroduces Rickets To Britain
Eradicated from the Anglophone world by the end of World War II, Rickets has made a comeback in the Anglophone world. This grave form of childhood vitamin D deficiency prevents normal bone growth, and a related adult vitamin D deficiency leaves adults fragile. Likely contributing factors are "sun safety measures" and good old fashioned malnutrition.
Yahoo Peanut Butter Guy Fails His Way To Ripple CEO Job
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CenturyLink Acquiring "Level 3" As Internet Transit Routes Consolidate
In a far lesser heralded acquisition than anything involving consumer recognizable names, CenturyLink began the process of buying Level 3 communications. Both providers mostly provide Internet pipes to smaller Internet service providers and other business customers though CenturyLink maintains a token number of residential customers.