In an unsealed indictment issued by the US District Court in Washington reveals 39 year old Air Force counter intelligence officer Monica Witt defected to Iran taking substantial "US National Security" secrets with her (archived, archived). The long time between the 2013 defection and the 2019 unsealing of the indictment suggests the USG is very reluctant to let the news get out that they are indeed suffering defections despite substantial propaganda trying to sell the US Slave empire as the place to defect to.
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Chase Bank Inexplicably Severing Relationship With Fellow Who Happens To Lead Men's Fraternal Organization
Chase Bank sent a letter to Enrique Tarrio stating they would be closing Tarrio's personal bank accounts and severing their relationship on April first (archived). Tarrio happens to be the chairman of the Proud Boys men's fraternal organization. The organization is frequently described by mainstream Pantsuit sources including the "Southern Poverty Law Center" as "White Nationalist" inspite of evidence of embracing men from a variety of racial and ethnic backgrounds as evidenced by their chairman Enrique Tarrio being identifiably Latin American through his name and appearance. Chase earlier denied payment processor services to the Proud Boys organization.
The fraternal organization appears to be surviving abandonment by their founder though ultimately their survival will depend on their ability to embrace the outlaw status being forced upon them by the female state.
"Work Verification" Spyware On Its Way To Mandatory In US Slave Empire
A proposal working its way towards approval in New Jersey would mandate contractors working on government projects use "work verification" software that captures screenshots, logs keystrokes, and gives "real time access" to a new class of government hires verifying contractor billable hours (archived). The proposal comes only 12 years too late to prevent dicking around with technology at the workplace now that anyone in the Americas with a somewhat regular income can acquire their own ipNohe or other fondle slab. The ipNohE or fondle slab allows layabouts1 to lolcat on both their own screen and their employer's time.
Layabouts are generally the only class of biped USG and its allies can afford to hire. ↩
British Broadcasting Corporation Now Publishing Articles In Language They Describe Only As "Pidgin"
It has come to attention that the BBC, a Royal Chartered and tax funded broadcaster in Airstrip One, is now publishing articles online in a language they describe only as "pidgin" (archived). Nevermind that "pidgin" means not any particular language, but a type of simplified intermediate language stuck between two or more grown up languages. Consider the top "De one we dem de read well well" story on today's BBC pidgin page, for which they advertise a September 6th, 2017 publication (archived):1
Woman wan troway poo-poo, come trap for window
Woman wey take her hand, pack her poo-poo comot di toilet of man wey she dey friend because "e no gree flush" enter trouble, after she go try collect di poo-poo back.
The woman wey dey learn gymnastics, just start to waka with Bristol student, Liam Smith, for di first time, when she take fear troway di poo-poo comot for window.
Instead make di thing land for garden, di poo-poo come jam between two windows wey no dey open wide.
Di lady decide to carry her thing back; she use head enter the small space wey di poo-poo bin dey, but na so she come trap for there, and trouble start.
Mr Smith say im no get choice but to call fire service make dem help remove di girl, along with her poo-poo.
Now, im don dey try raise money to repair di windows wey break, so e write all di tori for inside one University of Bristol crowd funding page.
And on it goes. Observe some headlines:
- Anglophone crisis: Gunshots, killings, car burning, as separatists force ‘lockdown’ for pipo
- Tiger nut drink fit wake up your sex drive – Nutritionist
- Anoda woman don die afta 'Brazilian bum-bum' to add extra ikebe
- 'We fit vote wrong party on election day'
- Ghana Foreign Ministry remove Mahatma Gandhi statue from University campus afta protests say he be 'racist'
- Ambulances no dey, yet you wan use $12 million for medical drones – Minority blast Ghana gov't
- Yaba #MarketMarch to stop touch-touch make us almost chop beating – Organizer
- Sexual Harassment: Yaba market march to stop touch-touch make us almost chop beating – Organizer
The last two headlines suggest this particular pidgin is a rather squishy thing. The editors want to press a line in a way that's understood while also forcing their preferred buzzword into the pidgin as it continues to develop. Further analysis of this Royally Chartered "BBC Pidgin" discovered in the wild is left to the bloggers.
Macronist Forces Continue Maiming French Population As Yellow Jacket Has Hand Taken From Him
A Yellow Jacket protester in France lost his hand to a grenade deployed by Macronist forces as the French despot's violence against the French people continues (archived). Macron's ongoing persecution of the French people has lead to a diplomatic chill between France and its European neighbors.
Belgian Minister Forced Off The Job For Pointing Out Obviously Organized Protest Was Organized
Joke Schauvliege, an environmental minister in Flanders, was forced off the job for making public comments stating evidence points to a protest where small children engaged in truancy to demonstrate against "climate change"1 was indeed organized (archived). Belgian "State Security" services disavowed Joke's statements, forcing Joke to resignation.
Once phraseologied as "Global Warming" now phraseologied as "Climate Change" generally interpreted in practice as "weather instability" nowadays. ↩
Computing Timeshare Market xDedic Shuttered By FBI
The computing timeshare market xDedic has been shuttered following "law enforcement" action (archived). Participants in the xDedic market traded time on available computers captured in the wild including numerous computers nominally operated by various governments. No arrests or indictments have been announced as of press time.
Huawei And CFO Meng Wanzhou Charged By USG
The USG has charged China's Huawei and CFO Meng Wanzhou with a variety of counts that sum to not particularly giving a shit what the USG thinks about anything (archived).
Bolton Watch: Bank Of England Takes ~31 Tons Of Venezuelan Gold, US "Greatest Ally" Israel Joins Regime Change Push, Frances Macron Refuses Popular Demands For New Elections
Over the weekend the Bank of England revealed their willingness to extend Airstrip One's domestic mammy state policies to foreign reserve deposits places in their trust by explicitly denying the Venezuelan government's right to retrieve their gold (archived). Venezuela under Maduro's leadership has been attempting to repatriate their foreign gold reserves in spite of obstruction by Airstrip One in the leadup to the US regime change effort going live.
Meanwhile Israel, "Greatest Ally" of the USG decided on Sunday to support the USG line on Venezuela days later than the rest of USG's dwindling allies (archived).
Finally over the weekend Yellow Jacket protesters convened for the 11th consecutive weekend. Numerous French casualties were suffered at the hands of Macron's forces including a protest leader whose eye was taken from him (archived). The despot Macron has lauded foreign meddling in Venezuela's democracy, demanding the Maduro's recent election be invalidated while his own Presidential term be sustained in spite of widespread French opposition to his policies and his person.
Weekend Roundup: Trump Gives Nancy 3 Weeks, Neocon War Boner Building
This week ended with Trump signing a deal which gives his opposition 3 weeks of USG funding in exchange for their promise to engage his border security proposals. Should they fail, Trump will be free to shut it down again while declaring yet another concurring national emergency to get the barrier building started. The nature of the next shutdown may lead to the Office of Management and Budget transitioning the impending furloughs to pink slips this next round.
At the same time John Bolton and other neocons Trump has allowed into his circle are getting the 2003 Iraq "regime change" team back together again.
Meanwhile French autocrat Macron is calling for regime change against Venezuela's Maduro, a leader who enjoys a far higher approval rating than Macron.