The US FBI arrested Ron Rockwell Hansen1 of Syracuse, Utah while alleging the 58 year old is a Chinese spy (archived).
Not to be confused with Robert Hanssen ↩
Category Archives: North America
Miss America Pageant No Longer A Pageant Or About Beautiful Women
The organizers of the Miss America pageant announced today that they will be scrapping all appearance based aspects of their contest including the evening gown and swimsuit portions (archived). The organization's chairwoman, 1989 contest winner and Fox News hostess Gretchen Carlson offered on the changes:
We are not going to judge you on your outward appearance. We want more women to know that they are welcome in this organization… We are moving it forward and evolving it in this cultural revolution…
One Injury After FBI Agent's Firearm Discharges In Dance Club
US And China Play Naval Footsie
Substantial noise is being made this weekend over a game of Naval footsie between US and Chinese warships in the South China Sea (archived). The cause for the drama is the fact that US warships can no longer navigate the South China Sea on the strength of the US Navy's armament, in this young century their presence in the South China Sea has been reduced to a courtesy extended to the US ships by Chinese Armed Forces.
US Embassy Staff Member Suffers Alleged "Sonic Brain Injury" In China
A member of the US embassy staff in China has reported to have suffered a "mild brain injury" after experiencing a abnormal sound. Similar incidents in Cuba lead the US to depopulate its diplomatic mission in that country. That these incidents keep happening in US embassies raises the possibility that various surveillance and electronic warfare equipment maintained by the US empire in its embassies has adverse effects on human health.
Woman Killed By Pack Of Small Dogs In US
Reports are emerging out of the US that a woman died after having been attacked by a pack of seven small dogs (archived). Local media identifies the dogs as dachshunds all weighing under 18 kilograms.
US Alleges Some Guy Leaked CIA Tools But Doesn't Allege Strong Enough To Bring Charges
Prosecutors working for the criminal gang commonly known as the US Government are alleging that Joshua Adam Schulte was somehow involved in leaking a suite of CIA hacking tools and other lulzy artifacts. These prosecutors however aren't making the allegations by actually filing charges against Schulte, just leaking their suspicions to Jeff Bezo's Amazon Presents Washington Post (archived). According to the leaks about the criminal case into the leaker, Schulte's apartment was raided late last year and the seizure of Schulte's computers, electronics, and handwritten notes failed to produce indictable evidence even by the low standards fashionable in US Courts these days.
The US case against Schulte appears to be anchored in Ulbrich type tor wank. Schulte remains in indefinite pre-trial detention on charges unrelated to the CIA leaks case.
Pantsuit Media Tries To Dethrone #WOKE Voice of a Generation Kanye West With Forced Meme
With Kanye West, the #WOKE voice of a generation flying a Make America Great Again banner, mainstream Pantsuit outlets have launched an all out forced meme campaign to replace Kanye with a more obedient representative of Black America. For this pupose Pantsuit has settled on Donald Glover, a former NBC sitcom writer thoroughly indoctrinated in Pantsuit dogma. Continue reading
US Pentagon Investigation: No One To Blame For Green Beret Deaths In Niger
An investigation by the United States Department of Defense has found that there is "no one" the Department can blame for the deaths of four Green Berets in Niger (archived). No single failure or deficiency could be identified according to the Pentagon.
As US Opioid Fad Continues Constipation Med Overdoses Now A Thing
A suspected drug overdose death in Southern Illinois has been confirmed to have been caused by an overdose of loperamide, an over the counter anti-diarrheal drug sold under the trade name Immodium (archived). Poor digestive absorbtion and poor mobility across the blood brain barrier have historically discouraged recreational use of loperamide.