One chicken is dead and the rest are in quarantine after a herpes outbreak at the Clark County fair. Because of the quarantine, no birds from the Clark County fair will be able to make it to the Ohio state fair.
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'Anti-Racist' Football Tournament Cancelled After Racist Violence Between Refugee Teams
The United Colours Antifa Street Soccer Cup in Zwickau, Germany was cancelled after racist violence broke out between a primarily Arab and a primarily African team. The event's organizers are self declared Antifa terrorists and describe the competition as a demonstration that Zwickau is not for "racism and every type of discrimination", a mission statement the involved players must have failed to comprehend before the game broke down into a cacophony of racist violence.
Remote Command Execution Vulnerability Found In Sony Webcam Firmware
It has been discovered that Sony IPELA series network cameras will execute commands issued through specially formed http GET requests (archived). The affected cameras are marketed for "monitoring and surveillance", but there is a chance that a number of the affected cameras may be in service within the camwhore industry.
UK Court Issues No Sanctions Over Gross Violations Of Surveillance Law
In Britain the Investagatory Powers Tribunal has found that MI5 and GCHQ have spent 15 years grossly violating section 94 of the local Telecommunications act through their cable tapping programs (archived). The tribunal's president Michael Burton however found no reason for anything to be done citing a word salad of bureaucratic wank.
Israel Evacuating Members Of "Syrian" Opposition Group "White Helmets" To Jordan And Beyond!
Israel has begun evacuating members of the anti-Assad "White Helmets" organization from Syria to Jordan for further evacuation to Britain, Canada, and Germany (archived). Self described as "observers" members of the White Helmets have been conspicuously and conveniently situated for each of the alleged chemical weapons incidents during the proxy war in Syria.
South African Government Refusing Documents For Refugees Resettling Elsewhere
A white South African farmer's efforts to resettle permamently in Russia are being thwarted by South African bureaucrats refusing to provide documentation to allow him to complete an application for permanent residency (archived). The farmer has been spending the majority of his time in Paris while the plight of his people in their homeland continues.
Hollywood Pervert Purge Continues As Pantsuits Enact Gunn Control
As Hollywood's latest morality panic continues, Disney has sacked "Guardians of the Galaxy" director James Gunn over tweets labeled "pedophilic" (archived, archived). For months Hollywood has been gutting its ranks as decades of grudges have been aired all at once. Gunn was set to begin filming a third installment of the lucrative franchise for Disney before he was shamed over olds tweets about his love for a film titled 100 Pubescent Girls Touch Themselves among other things.
Cloud Mining Op Hashflare Runs Away From Bitcoin Mining Contracts
Cloud mining operation Hashflare has run away from their Bitcoin mining contracts and claimed they are powering down their SHA-256 capable mining equipment (archived). Sorry for you loss.
San Francisco Mayor Overwhelmed By Street Shitting In First Interview After Taking Office
San Francisco Mayor London Breed has expressed shock at the amount of human feces on the city's sidewalks during her first interview since taking office (archived, archived). Her proposed solution is pressuring non-profits organizations enabling the city's homeless population to educate their charges about hygiene and "cleaning up after themselves".
US Charges Chinese Man Outside Of US With Breaking US Law
The US Department of "Justice" has charged a Chinese man, Micheal Yin of Beijing, with 14 felony charges of securities fraud in the Southern District of New York. Yin is alleged to have traded shares of Lattice Semiconductor using non-public information. A second man, Benjamin Chow who worked for a private equity firm in Palo Alto is alleged to be the source of the information following Chow's own guilty plea. The full text is below: Continue reading