In an unsealed indictment issued by the US District Court in Washington reveals 39 year old Air Force counter intelligence officer Monica Witt defected to Iran taking substantial "US National Security" secrets with her (archived, archived). The long time between the 2013 defection and the 2019 unsealing of the indictment suggests the USG is very reluctant to let the news get out that they are indeed suffering defections despite substantial propaganda trying to sell the US Slave empire as the place to defect to.
Category Archives: News
Chase Bank Inexplicably Severing Relationship With Fellow Who Happens To Lead Men's Fraternal Organization
Chase Bank sent a letter to Enrique Tarrio stating they would be closing Tarrio's personal bank accounts and severing their relationship on April first (archived). Tarrio happens to be the chairman of the Proud Boys men's fraternal organization. The organization is frequently described by mainstream Pantsuit sources including the "Southern Poverty Law Center" as "White Nationalist" inspite of evidence of embracing men from a variety of racial and ethnic backgrounds as evidenced by their chairman Enrique Tarrio being identifiably Latin American through his name and appearance. Chase earlier denied payment processor services to the Proud Boys organization.
The fraternal organization appears to be surviving abandonment by their founder though ultimately their survival will depend on their ability to embrace the outlaw status being forced upon them by the female state.
"Work Verification" Spyware On Its Way To Mandatory In US Slave Empire
A proposal working its way towards approval in New Jersey would mandate contractors working on government projects use "work verification" software that captures screenshots, logs keystrokes, and gives "real time access" to a new class of government hires verifying contractor billable hours (archived). The proposal comes only 12 years too late to prevent dicking around with technology at the workplace now that anyone in the Americas with a somewhat regular income can acquire their own ipNohe or other fondle slab. The ipNohE or fondle slab allows layabouts1 to lolcat on both their own screen and their employer's time.
Layabouts are generally the only class of biped USG and its allies can afford to hire. ↩
British Mum Arrested At Home For Gendering Fellow Online
A 38 year old British mother was arrested at home in front of her children before going through the standard British intake procedure surrendering fingerprints, DNA, and a photograph after referring to a man in an online forum by his God given sex and the name his parents gave him (archived). Because the man chooses to larp about the world as a woman, Airstrip One's agents of violence decided her posting was a transgression against the Crown, a Crown which long abdicated its old position of sovereignty over their former colonies' European forward operating base.
In other news, the man who had the entirety of his hand below the wrist taken from him by Macronist forces over the weekend was a plumber (archived).
Macronist Forces Continue Maiming French Population As Yellow Jacket Has Hand Taken From Him
A Yellow Jacket protester in France lost his hand to a grenade deployed by Macronist forces as the French despot's violence against the French people continues (archived). Macron's ongoing persecution of the French people has lead to a diplomatic chill between France and its European neighbors.
Brexit Spirit: No Fault Divorce Coming To Airstrip One
In the spirit of ongoing Brexit, the paper pushers of Airstrip One have decided to make breaking up marriages easier for the old bag's subjects (archived).
France Withdraws Ambassador From Rome Over Macron's Opposition To Italian Support For French Democracy
As French Despot Macron continues gassing and maiming the French people, he has withdrawn France's Ambassador from Rome alleging Italy has been supporting the French People's push for democracy. The Yellow Jacket protest against the Macron regime are continuing, every weekend, since starting last year.
At the same time Macron is condemned by an overwhelming majority of French people, he is continuing to push for regime change against recently re-elected Venezuelan caudillo Nicolás Maduro Moros. Maduro manages to draw protest crowds of similar size both supporting and opposing him to the streets of Caracas while Macron only manages to draw crowds opposing him to the streets of Paris.
Today representatives of numerous neutral Latin American countries are meeting with diplomats from Europe and Venezuela in Montevideo for a series of meetings to engage in "diplomatic process", CIA Stooge and self declared 'interim President' Juan Guiadó has refused to participate in diplomacy.
Belgian Minister Forced Off The Job For Pointing Out Obviously Organized Protest Was Organized
Joke Schauvliege, an environmental minister in Flanders, was forced off the job for making public comments stating evidence points to a protest where small children engaged in truancy to demonstrate against "climate change"1 was indeed organized (archived). Belgian "State Security" services disavowed Joke's statements, forcing Joke to resignation.
Once phraseologied as "Global Warming" now phraseologied as "Climate Change" generally interpreted in practice as "weather instability" nowadays. ↩
Pantsuit Government In Virginia Getting Boiled By National Pantsuits Over Having Once Been Young
Last week National Pantsuits lit a fire over some photos in Virginia Governor Ralph Northam's medical school yearbook that depict a party where Northam was wearing or with people wearing traditional regalia of the Ku Klux Klan, and despite a big fuss Northam has refused to resign engendering the open hostility of his own party. What follows today is the fire turning to burn Pantsuit Virginia Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax, who would become Governor if Northam did eventually resign. Old allegations Fairfax misconducted his sex at the 2004 Pantsuit National Convention, where John Kerry of marrying into catsup fortune and fame was coronated to take on George W. Bush, have once again become fresh (archived).
For all of their claimed "wins", the US Pantsuits are without a doubt more resolutely opposed to other factions within their own party than Trump or anyone else. Defections are possible, a purge is probable, but anyone still stuck in the Pantsuit apparatus has well overstayed.
DNA Testing Firm Gives Client Data To FBI
DNA testing firm FamilyTreeDNA has been caught openly handing over customers information to the criminal FBI without their knowledge or consent (archived). CEO Bennett Greenspan claims his desire to be a "crime-fighter" and live out his fantasy of being Batman without the risk of getting punched was the motive for his appalling subversion of customer trust.