A number of radio stations in the United States have had their regular programming interrupted by hackers and instead were made to broadcast the erotic material of a particularly noxious species of pervert (archived). The perverts alternately know as Furries or FurFags have an obsession with fucking and being fucked while wearing animal themed costumes of construction similar to those worn by sports team mascots. The freaks managed to hijack radio station transmitters connected to the internet to spread their filth. The furfag menace draws members from all three genders: female, male, and mayo. Continue reading
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BitBet Auction Closes
The auction to sell BitBet's non-cash assets has concluded with Znort987 offering the highest bid at 86 Bitcoin for the assets. The final hours of the auction saw a flurry of bidding activity that drove the final price nearly ten times higher than Saint Stanislav's 9 Bitcoins which was the high bid for much of the duration of the auction. Pete Dushenski was bidding actively before he ceded the contest of economic will to Znort987, and Dushenski further offered a statement on the matter after he surrendered the contest.
BitBet reciever David Francois stated to Qntra that he thinks the auction went pretty well. In his announcement of Znort987 as the auction winner Monsieur Francois stated that after payment is received he plans to publish settlement details within a few days and push the signed settlement payment to the Bitcoin network after the details have been available for public review.
Open Sourced Vulnerability Database Closes, Cites More People Taking Their Free Goods Than Giving Them Free Goods
Operators of the Open Source Vulnerability Database announced they are closing up shop. The OSVDB was a project that freely offered information about various software vulnerabilities to all comers. Stating their current intentions to close the operators of the OSVDB complained that too much taking of their freely given information was happening. Apparently when they were collecting and giving away information freely to anyone they actually meant to do something other than actually give it away for free.
MPEx Goes Private
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA512 Your dividend payment for S.MPOE in total sum of 25000000000000 to a notional float of 500000000 has been issued on April 5, 2016, 5:02 pm. Feel free to publish this receipt to your shareholders. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1 iQIcBAEBCgAGBQJXA++0AAoJEO4r3vYC3S2RQ8MP/115y35IzuWy+2ziVJIdQ9Dk tGx1uSF47dXp1kE33yALyu8pQb3n0W6wl9rYixLPa6jO8mZzcYg+dPgB97xy2/2j gtABzXAHVJWvRxDKbt8TCShACzUvh3ASSstZ3UsS7Z3SugIuDirZNWdR/pCcIO2s WZbRwtOk/JGFWOwKC4r5RiSSyfrRjczKU1N7t/XTrM3vn7iQIj+xeydP9eqG/pG+ PhY6UARGaafUWcV3hw0vAEieE9TV/GDLViIQ/f6fG+Yztoeq3UgP2JpVYTFBnFAP yBLMeY5qJX8StpnG0ngI7jpYNE1w3qdRseDnvlHq0kkfZCLiIHwLgVSXJyF4l+FX pVC8YS+sFeLkmwusfSX/bx7jnZK+6R99g0qq0zN84nQlMmSYDaaGXfNgWoAG/Ox7 ZHLjH9+op2GO4HK4JrIHqYZwa8Mz+o8CeI63TeW4vUc1dQ0ZNSnh2m0J+v0CPaJZ NKpEIqir6KLPih0GEtdFF4X/ADmIT9M4EFnLsZb6SbQWmRfxfijDXBpWbJnGd3X5 x22bTnZIwR/TZ+B0G7I5ArU8D++MzGn2Dm05hWWIzJ0Dz0sv5j2HLBYNj4KJrTJB M2Lx0bYrqzYISHk5vXhAYKAbL2gOyG1dkAGRif9lB3UFsuCCojNAvVi/b1oBeNW3 uel/mxagXLsEUuStYPs7 =KJvW -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----
Today Mircea Popescu published MPEx's last statement as a public company and bought back publicly traded shares for the sum of 50,000 satoshis each. In the statement Mircea Popescu made it clear MPEx will continue to operate, list worthy companies, and generally remain committed to Bitcoin's success. Addressing fears that a regulatory intervention may have spurred the transition Popescu offered:
To assuage any possible concern : neither MPEx nor myself personally are currently embroiled in any sort of legal dispute with any sort of soi-dissant "regulator" in any jurisdiction. The notion that some fiat pretend-sovereign or other has anything to do with this measure is significantly less sensible than the notion that 17 Bitcoin and change is what caused the closure of Bitbet, as ridiculous as that notion may be. I have yet to meet the fiat government that's worth 17 Bitcoin and change.
The full statement is available on Trilema.
DoctorClu Pleads Out Leaving CMU Tor Attack Unlikely To Be Contested In Court
DoctorClu, slave name Brian Farrell, had his guilty plea for a single count for distribution of heroin, cocaine, and methamphetamine formally accepted by a Federal Judge. By entering a guilty plea Farrell will be unable to send complaints about his prosecution through appellate courts keeping them from weighing in on the constitutionality of the collaboration between Carnegie Mellon University and the FBI to overtly wreck the Tor Network. This supports the view commonly expressed on forums discussing darknet markets that DoctorClu is a coward. Meanwhile unchecked "law enforcement" agents in the United States are reflexively gunning down black males who merely take the fight against breast cancer seriously by carrying pink rifles to support the cause. DoctorClu is scheduled to be sentenced on June 3rd, 2016. His attorneys and the prosecution have already agreed to argue together the merits of an 8 year prison sentence and asset forfeiture for their client before the judge.
BitBet Receiver Issues 2nd Progress Report, Auction Closing April 6th
David Francois acting as the receiver BitBet has issued his second progress report. Monsieur Francois has certified debts owed for bettor winnings, unresolved bets, zeroconf bets placed on propositions not processed by BitBet moderators, and his fee for undertaking the grim work of parting out BitBet. The current high bid for BitBet assets remains a signed 9 Bitcoin bid by Saint Stanislav. Monsieur Francois is closing the auction for BitBet's non-cash assets at the end of April 6th, 2016 or one hour after the highest bid has been bested by at least 1 Bitcoin, whichever comes later.
US Spy Agency To Demolish Low Income Housing
This week it was announced that the US National Geospatial-Intelligence agency is moving its western headquarters from the southern portion of Saint Louis, Missouri to an area in the north of the city (archived). Much of the chosen site is vacant land that was once home to failed the Pruitt–Igoe public housing, but in order to fully accommodate the spy facility a number of happily inhabited homes will be taken through eminent domain and demolished. Certain quirks of the neighborhood and their affect on property values mean that affected home owners will be unable to replace their commandeered housing with anything comparable when they are compensated according to their homes "fair market value" as is traditional in eminent domain cases. It turns out the property development tactics of Hussein Bahamas aren't all that different from those of serial scammer and bankruptcy artist Donald Trump-Clinton.
Latest Bitcoin Network Difficulty Adjustment ~0.82%
The latest network difficulty adjustment has taken difficulty from 165496835118.22634888 to 166851513282.7771911 for a change of approximately 0.82%. This is a remarkably small change following single digit increases and decreases with an approximately 20% change opening the year.
Cloudflare Pressures Tor Developers and Users To Implement Identifiers
The Stack reports that Cloudflare co-founder Matthew Prince is pressuring Tor Developers and users to adopt some sort of "anonymous" identification scheme (archived). Prince is threatening more captchas and content blocks from Cloudflare if the firm's demands are not met. Cloudflare is a known enemy of internet privacy and generally a force for making the internet shittier. Tor on the other hand often fails to deliver its promised level of privacy and is likely socially and technologically compromised beyond repair. This declaration by Prince when considered alongside a "heated debate" continuing in the comments of a five week old Tor project blog post (archived) lead to this affair having a strong social engineering smell much like the recent iPhone Circle Jerk. Expect this ongoing discussion to lead to Cloudflare and Tor both getting shittier independently and when used in concert.
BitBet Reciever Opens Bidding For BitBet Assets
BitBet Reciever David Francois has issued his first statement of progress in evaluating BitBet's assets and liabilities. As part of determining the value of BitBet's non-cash assets Monsieur Francois has opened bidding in the comment section of his progress report. The current high bid for the domain, software and other non-cash assets of a venture that routinely took and settled betting pools in the range of hundreds and thousands of Bitcoin is 9 Bitcoin.