A gathering of urban black youths in Chicago savagely lynched an older white Donald Trump voter to near death in Chicago after Hillary Clinton's loss began the summoning of the Great Again. There is no credible information yet on the Great Again's disposition to urban America, but it is possible that continued racially motivated violence may cause the Great again to treat the urban population with disfavor.
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Duterte Welcomes US Trumpreich And Looks Forward To Warm Relations
Phillipine President Rodrigo Duterte (WOT:unknown/undisclosed) said he was a "small molecule" compared to the United States President Elect and said he would honor agreements between the Phillipines and the incoming United States government. Duterte praised their shared "passion to serve".Previously Duterte called the lame duck President Hussein Bahamas a "son of a whore" causing the outgoing US President to cancel a meeting at ASEAN over his hurt feelings.
Hillary Rodham-Clinton Loses Election
Hillary Rodham-Clinton lost the election to become the next United States president. Donald Trump-Clinton is on track to become the next United States president provided he survives to inauguration day and doesn't decide to quit, because in those instances Mike Pence will become the next President. Token legal challenges will likely proceed in an effort to change the allocation of some electoral votes though currently Donald Trump-Clinton holds 276 of the necessary 270 electoral votes with 27 outstanding votes from Michigan and Arizona yet to be determined.
For people who find this outcome unacceptable please direct your blame to Donna Brazile, your political party, and your candidate in that order. Sorry for your loss.
New York Times Shifts Projection To Imminent Trumpreich
Over the several hours since actual votes started being counted the New York Times forecast has shifted from an ~80% chance of a Hillary Rodham-Clinton (WOT:nonperson) victory to an 87% chance Donald Trump-Clinton (WOT:nonperson) wins the presidency. The Trumpreich is night!
Coinbase Partnering Up For Facial Verification As Relevance Continues Sinking
Coinbase has partnered with a bio-metrics firm to enable facial recognition of customers as part of KYC compliance measures. (archived)
Officials from Jumio stated:
“Adding bio-metric facial recognition to Netverify was inspired by a need that impacts organizations across many industries, especially financial services with account opening and money transfers,” said Jumio CEO Stephen Stuut. “As evidenced by the millions of unauthorized accounts that were opened at Wells Fargo, it’s critical to look beyond existing multi-factor authentication solutions whenever any digital transaction takes place. The addition of biometric facial recognition, combined with ID verification, will not only help ensure that the individual in front of the screen is who they say they are.”
Coinbase is touted on the site as giving "customers a secure and seamless way for both investment managers and consumers to trade and exchange Bitcoin or Ethereum for traditional currency." Customers can have total confidence that their data and funds are 100% safe in the vaults of Buterin's waterfall.
Soylent's Attempt To Scapegoat Soy Sinks
Rob Reinhart's1 (WOT:nonperson) food replacement start up Soylent is suffering in the wake of a severe product purity scandal. Early efforts at damage control involved Soylent blaming the soy content of their products and alleging the violently ill customers must have had some sort of previously undetected soy sensitivity.
The culprit was "algal flour" derived from Chlorella protothecoides grown in fermenters. The algae was chosen for its high protein content and while it is classified by US regulators as a "Generally Recognized As Safe" substance it's use as a source of dietary protein is not well tested. Digestive intolerance of unfamiliar plant proteins is not an uncommon class of phenomena, though contamination of the product is also a possibility.
This is bullish for soy's continued reign as the cheapest complete protein of vegetable origin suitable for keeping the general population fed. Soy for your loss.
Otherwise notable for the nuisance complaints filed by his neighbors related to his habit of hoarding piles of trash which attract vermin. ↩
Clinton Thug Janet Reno Dies
Janet Reno, lead prosecutor of the first Clinton Administration's war on the American people has died. Janet oversaw terrorist campaigns against numerous victims including a the Branch Davidians, Montana Freemen, Richard Jewell, Wen Ho Lee, and an uncountable number of others. Her tenure as Attorney General opened with the immolation of 76 members of a religion of peace. Reno's cause of death is listed simply as "complications of Parkinson's disease" without further details being provided.
Bitcoin Network Steady With ~0.395% Increase In Latest Difficulty Adjustment
The Bitcoin network difficulty made a very small ~0.395% upward movement to 254620187304.06140137 from its previous value in the latest adjustment.
Coincidences Today: Police Officers Being Shot In Pairs
This week pairs of police officers have been shot in Des Moines, Iowa; Arnold, Missouri; and New York City. Police officers are the demographic group in the United States whose members are least likely to vote for Hillary "Clitler" Rodham-Clinton on November 8th. Peace in our Time.
Hillary Bro'd Out With Epstein On Sex Island Six Times!
The Hillary Rodham-Clinton email story continues to get juicier as it appears that an NYPD investigation of Huma Weiner's husband (archived) played a critical role in forcing the FBI's hand. Per Erik Prince (WOT:nonperson) of the mercenary company formerly known as Blackwater:
There is all kinds of criminal culpability through all the emails they’ve seen of that 650,000, including money laundering, underage sex, pay-for-play, and, of course, plenty of proof of inappropriate handling, sending/receiving of classified information, up to SAP level Special Access Programs
Underage sex refers of course to six trips by Hillary Rodham-Clinton to pedophile Jeffery Epstein's child sex island. Bill made more than 20 trips.
Prince further suggests that by only enjoying indirect "Clinton Priviledge" Huma Abedin faces substantial jail time for her work as Hillary's aide, and the great impediment to prosecutions has so far been the political Hussein Bahamas "Justice" Department. The "Justice" Department is refusing to convene grand juries based on the FBI's investigations, and blackmailing the NYPD with James Lafond presents Baltimore and Ferguson style inquisitions if they pursue charges.
No progress has been made in allowing International Election observers to oversee the integrity of the election.