Forbes Revises Theranos CEO's Estimated Wealth To Near Zero

Forbes Magazine has revised their estimate of Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes's (WOT:nonperson) net worth from 4.5 Billion United States dollars to nearly zero. Back in October Qntra reported on the likely at the time impending collapse of the healthcare startup which attracted investment from well connected figures in the criminal gang purporting to govern the United States from Washington, DC including Henry Kissinger (WOT:nonperson) and former Senate majority leader Bill Frist, MD (WOT:nonperson). United States Marine Corps General James Mattis (WOT:nonperson) even ended up on the Board of Theranos after intervening to protect a relationship between the firm and the United States military. Between October and today the firm once valued at 9 billion United States dollars generated much noise as the reliable rumours that their product's inaccuracy rendered it worthless were confirmed. On the way to building a 9 billion United States dollar valuation, the product simply never worked in spite of numerous fraudulent misrepresentations that it did. Sorry for your loss.

Bharara And Goons Move Artifacts From Unsanctioned To Sanctioned Looters

In a press release federal goons reporting to Preet Bharara announced that through shenanigans surrounding the provenance of two artifacts they created cover for seizing them. This scheme is a common means by which agents of various governments transfer art and relics from unfavored looters to favored looters. Through this magic rare items are able to be auctioned more than once laundering the wealth and creating more opportunities for taxing the transactions.

Western Constitutional Hero Denied 8th Amendment Right To Make Bail

Cliven Bundy, who lacks a prior criminal record, was denied his 8th amendment constitutional right to make bail for reasonable pretrial release by United States Court judge Janice Stewart. Hope for constitutional justice which has long been endangered in the United States might have finally died under uncertain circumstances with its last strong champion this past weekend.