After new Philadelphia Police Commisioner Danielle Outlaw was repeatedly reminded her black nail polish was outside of department grooming standards while doing the rounds to meet her new charges, one of Commisioner Outlaw's first acts was liberalizing the department's appearance standards to accomodate herself (archived). Continue reading
Category Archives: Africa
Zooko's Altcoin To Fund USG Honeypot Tor
Zooko (WoT: nonperson) and the Zcash foundation announced plans to fund a "scalibility project" for the Tor Project, a USG honeypot. A link to information regarding how the grant mony would be printed and dispersed was posted to twitter by the official USG stooge account (archived).
Virginia Legislature Passes Bill Demanding Destruction Of Lawfully Purchased Property
Virginia's pantsuit government has passed a bill demanding all magazines capable of holding more than 12 rounds of ammunition be destroyed or surrendered to police with the failure to do so classed as a felony (archived). This is just the latest taunt directed at the more than 20,000 armed men who politely demonstrated on the Capitol lawn before leaving in peace. The #Vexit movement that would see most Virginia counties instead hoisting the West Virginia flag is still not being seriously discussed in "mainstream" media outlets as a peaceful resolution to Virginia's current governance crisis.
Chicago App For Hiring Get-Away Cars Suspends Service
"Car 2 Go", a service allowing hourly car rentals through a mobile app, has suspended service in Chicago after being connected to a rash of crimes (archived). Continue reading
Paypal Fucked Company's Payroll For "Iran" Memo Line Stringmatch
Magazine "Jewish Currents" saw Paypal wreck their payroll process after the memo line on a payment to a contributor included the string "Iran", because the contributor had written a piece on Iran for the New York based publication (archived). Continue reading
US Army Working To Develop "Cuck Box" Technology To Warn Nags When They Have Been Tuned Out
The US Army is funding an effort at Northeastern University to develop technology for indentifying when audiences have "disengaged" from nagging speakers or "implicit bias in the workplace" using their own words (archived). Continue reading
Kleptocrats In Argentina Target 'Mercado Libre' For Looting
The kleptocrats in Argentina have targeted online flea market Mercado Libre for looting (archived). The nominally Argentine firm, which does the bulk of its business in Brazil and Mexico while maintaining most of its offices in Delaware, is being targeted for its sale of Argentine treasury bills in the aftermath of "PASO" primary results triggering markets to punish Argentine derpery. Because Mercado Libre dumped the treasury bills before Macri gave voters what they wanted in a Peronist turn to keep their payment processing arm solvent, Mercado Libre CEO Marcos Galperin is being charged with "fraud against the state" by the Kleptocracy. Continue reading
Pantsuits Fuck Their Iowa Caucus, Results Delayed Indefinitely
Last Night's Iowa caucuses delivered a resounding win for incumbent US President Donald Trump on the GOP side, but the other party's results are being delayed indefinitely due to malfunctions (archived). Warnings had been sounded several weeks ago that changes made to the caucus procedure on the Pantsuitist side were setting up a disaster, but "Nobody could have predicted" (archived). Continue reading
Probable Impeachment Looming In Increasingly Unlikely Event Of Biden Presidency
Iowa Senator Joni Ernst told reporters that if Joe Biden wins the Presidential election he may be immediately impeached by Republicans for his involvement with foreign policy pertaining to Ukraine. Biden's young son sat on the board of a Ukrainian gas company during Biden's term as Vice President. Continue reading
Desperate Hoaxtoshi Craig Wright Tries To Patent Everything Bitcoin
Serial liar Hoaxtoshi, a.k.a. Craig Wright (WoT: nonperson) is desperately flailing for relevance by spamming 831 patent applications, including one on the original Bitcoin code, to fiat registrars. In regards to patenting the Bitcoin whitepaper and code, he was quoted as saying: Continue reading