The Venezuelan Navy intercepted the US Coast Guard Cutter James as it was approaching Venezuelan territorial waters and made the US vessel change course before it could successfully breach Venezuelan waters (archived). Last May the USCGC James delivered six tons of cocaine captured through USG piracy operation to Port Everglades in the USG occupied territory of Florida, presumably for marketing and consumption in the domestic market (archived). In addition to engaging in piracy against pharmaceutical businesses, this US warship is equipped to serve as a floating command and control platform with a dock for launching and landing rigid-hulled inflatable boats out of zher stern (archived).
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Automattic's WordPress.com Purges Dissident Blogs
Matt Mullenweg's (WOT:nonperson) Automattic had gone on a purge of dissident blogs using their "WordPress.com" that fail to promote Pantsuitism. The most prominent casualty is the "Heartiste" blog which has been reduced to the following text:
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The frogboiling of ideological diversity continues, and failing to enter into contracts with people instead of faceless "platforms" is a perilous bet.
USG Cuts Electricity To Venezuelan Embassy In DC
Agents of the criminal organization calling itself the US Government have cut off the flow of electricity to Venezuela's embassy in Washington DC (archived). This is the first overt attack on Venezuelan soil during this US "regime change" campaign despite apparent USG sabotage of the Gurí dam in Venezuela and an absolute embarrassment of a coup attempt carried out through CIA stooge Juan Guaidó. A number of US citizen protestors have taken to assisting the democratically elected government of Venezuela in defense of their embassy since last month. The USG sure likes turning off other people's electricity.
Berlin: Park Workers Reserve Spaces For Asylum Seeking Drug Dealers
Görlitzer Park has been carved to pieces by parkworkers using pink spray paint to create designated zones for migrant drug dealers to vend their wares (archived). This clear capitulation to asylum seeking drugs gangs follow ineffective efforts by local law enforcement to clear the park for local enjoyment. Park manager Cengiz Demirci who invented this "practical" scheme is certain it could be an even greater success if the "authorities" that failed to clear the drug market out of the park would simply issue vender permits to the drug gangs. The spray painted pink boxes appear to have gone unnoticed by the drug merchants who seem to still be occupying their normal posts near the park entrances.
Tor Using USG WhistleBlower Hit With Charges After Leaking To Omidyar's Rag (Yet Again)
Daniel Everette Hale of Nashville, Tennesssee has been charged by the USG for whistleblowing classified information to a reporter after serving in the US Airforce where he was trained as a "Language Case Analyst" and working at a US intelligence contractor for the National
Geospatial-Intelligence Agency.
Mr. Hale leaked US intelligence materials to a reporter he happened to meet at an event in a DC area bookstore. Pantsuitist sources are claiming Hale's whistleblowing fed reports on US drone strikes around the world in Omidyar's rag "The Intercept" (archived). Hale is far from the first leaker to Omidyar's operation to face USG captivity. Reality Winner was captured by the USG after the Intercept published scans of her leaks with "anti-counterfeiting" patterns intact.
Omidyar's operation has managed to waste its contacts with leakers, with the leakers getting arrested while publishing material nearly a half decade behind TMSR intelligence reporting. Hale was encourage to use the USG owned "Tor" network and the controlled opposition "Tails" linux distro by his handlers. The USG's indictment is presented in full below: Continue reading
Dying Of The Light In Detroit: New LED Streetlights Approaching Systemic Failure
Detroit's "Public Lighting Authority" has opened litigation against "Leotek Electronics USA" after newly installed LED streetlights are displaying signs of end of life wear well short of their anticipated 10 year lifespan. Detroit has spent 185 million USD in the last 3 years in an effort to light their streets. How much the new litigation will inflate this cost has yet to be seen.
Portuguese National Flying Mirage Jet Downed In Libya By General Haftar's Forces
Alleged Portuguese national and mercenary Jimmy Reiss was shot down in Libya by forces aligned with leading warlord and de facto Libyan sovereign General Haftar (archived). The 29 year old was flying a Dassault Mirage F1 in Haftar's airspace before his capture. Haftar's control of Libya is disputed by a UN backed "national unity" government that occupies Tripoli.
Hamplanet Health Minister In Belgium Still Morbidly Obese Nearly Five Years In, Responsibilities Keep Expanding
Maggie De Block was sworn in as Belgium's Minister of Social Affairs and Health back in October of 2014. Zher appointment inspired headines including "Is she too fat to be a Health Minister?" yet this fem identifying mayo is still on the job and still very morbidly obese (archived). Zhe makes the Belgian government's decisions in the area of health (archived), and just this past December was additionally appointed Secretary of State for Asylum and Migration (archived). The migration appointment was not an understandable shuffling of the obeast away from the Health Ministry, but an addition to her role as Health Minister.
New Microsoft Chromium Based Browser To Include Legacy IE Attack Surface
Microsoft has announced that while making their newest browser from Google's Chromium code, they will also be including a legacy "Internet Explorer Mode" for "businesses" and South Korea (archived). Apparently Microsoft's accumulated technical debt is so great that in brushing away the mess of its past, it needs to bundle the mess it was trying to escape with the perceived solution.
After Coup Embarrassment USG Goes On Tilt Aggressing On All Rivals At The Same Time
Engaged in an embarrassing quagimire in Venezuela following a spectacularly inept coup attempt, the criminal organization calling itself the United States Government has impotently gone on tilt by escalating zher ongoing aggression against zher rivals. A carrier group and bomber task force have been sent flex near Iran following an imagined provacation the US is hyping up despite an absence of any acute aggression or other notable movement on Iran's part (archived).
At the same time the US is sailing two small warships through the South China Sea near islands claimed by China (archived). Most Pantsuitist Anglophone media is hyping small trade related disputes while China is engaged in diplomacy abroad by committing to develop much of the world as part of its belt and road initiative though this movement is ignored in USG lands (archived).
Finally Russia's Khmeimim airbase was shelled, allegedly by members of the group formerly known as "Al-Nusra Front" today. Al-Nusra Front is one of many group in Syria who availed themselves of US weapons during the Hussein Bahamas and Hillary Clinton era of USG thuggery.