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Not Quite News Roundup Xtend 13 (TM)(R)

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Welcome to the thirteenth edition of the Qntra Not Quite News Roundup Xtend (TM)(R). The below events are alleged to have happened, but they are decidedly innocent of newsworthiness.

  • After 108 years the Chicago Cubs won the World Series1 against the Cleveland Indians.
  • CNN fired contributor and interim Democratic party chair Donna Brazile for leaking debate questions to the Hillary Rodham-Clinton campaign.
  • Rumours of China banning Bitcoin tempered the recent bull run reported by fiat/Bitcoin interfaces though after settling it still requires ~711 United States dollars to acquire a whole Bitcoin via this route.
  • Enthusiasm for the Zcash/Z-Cash/ZNC altcoin has already faded as scheduled. Who knew it would only take another week of mining subsidies hitting the market to crash the price?
  • Donald Trump-Clinton was rushed off the campaign stage in Reno, Nevada by the Secret Service.
  • Playboy Playmate Dani Mathers faces charges relating to a "body shaming" incident.
  • The University of Missouri Football team lost their 11th consecutive game in conference play. The team is now set to lose every game in their conference for the first time since 1971. This follow the University surrendering to a strike by the football team last year.

Sorry for your loss.

  1. Despite the name this is not an international contest. In the last World Baseball Classic, an actual international contest, the Dominican Republic won while the United States was eliminated by Puerto Rice, an island it occupies.  ↩

Hillary Bro'd Out With Epstein On Sex Island Six Times!

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The Hillary Rodham-Clinton email story continues to get juicier as it appears that an NYPD investigation of Huma Weiner's husband (archived) played a critical role in forcing the FBI's hand. Per Erik Prince (WOT:nonperson) of the mercenary company formerly known as Blackwater:

There is all kinds of criminal culpability through all the emails they’ve seen of that 650,000, including money laundering, underage sex, pay-for-play, and, of course, plenty of proof of inappropriate handling, sending/receiving of classified information, up to SAP level Special Access Programs

Underage sex refers of course to six trips by Hillary Rodham-Clinton to pedophile Jeffery Epstein's child sex island. Bill made more than 20 trips.

Prince further suggests that by only enjoying indirect "Clinton Priviledge" Huma Abedin faces substantial jail time for her work as Hillary's aide, and the great impediment to prosecutions has so far been the political Hussein Bahamas "Justice" Department. The "Justice" Department is refusing to convene grand juries based on the FBI's investigations, and blackmailing the NYPD with James Lafond presents Baltimore and Ferguson style inquisitions if they pursue charges.

No progress has been made in allowing International Election observers to oversee the integrity of the election.

Hillary Rodham-Clinton Child Trafficking Connections On Track To Hit Mainstream News Tomorrow

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Haitian child abductor and trafficker Laura Silsby's connections to Hillary Rodham-Clinton and Huma Weiner are on track to enter the mainstream news cycle tomorrow.1  Silsby and others operating under cover as "missionaries" used the aftermath of the 2010 Haitian earthquake in order to steal black children. Several wikileaked emails show that Hillary Rodham-Clinton was involved in saving Silsby from the Haitian legal system following Silby's arrest for the aforementioned child theft and trafficking. Sorry for your lulz.

  1. Timing based on 31337 proprietary Qntra social media to news talking head verbal diarrhoea forecasting technology.  ↩

Alternate Bitcoin Implementation Apes Reference Client In Removing Network Alert System

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The developers behind the "Core" fork of the reference Bitcoin client announced that they would be retiring the legacy "Alert" system in their client fork. The patch to remove the legacy Alert system from the reference client was already under consideration by the Bitcoin Foundation in November of 2014 and was considered a standard part of any reasonable build by the end of 2014.

Naturally, though being two years late to the party, the developers of the "Core" fork make no mention of the Alert system's previous removal from the reference Bitcoin client in their announcement. Further, developers of the "Core" client fork announced their intentions to fire the Alert system twice as part of their announcing its retirement.

Sorry for your loss.

Soy And Corn Yields Massive, Prices Depressed Further

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This year's US soy crop has been referred to as a "bin buster" and potentially record setting with substantial acreage still waiting in the field for harvest. Corn yield have been good too. This news is dismal for farmers, but delightful for dicamba. Landscape accordingly because the future is now.

Chinese fiat/Bitcoin Interface BTCC Opening US dollar Market And Remaining Closed To US

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The Chinese fiat/Bitcoin interface formerly known as "BTC China" announced they would be opening a United States dollar market. They attribute their decision in part to the Bitfinexodus. creating a pliable user base in search a place that isn't named Bitfinex. Naturally BTCC made it clear that while they welcome trading of the United States dollar, they have no plans to accept United States persons as customers. United States persons simply invite too many problems.

Ingsoc Reintroduces Rickets To Britain

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Eradicated from the Anglophone world by the end of World War II, Rickets has made a comeback in the Anglophone world. This grave form of childhood vitamin D deficiency prevents normal bone growth, and a related adult vitamin D deficiency leaves adults fragile. Likely contributing factors are "sun safety measures" and good old fashioned malnutrition.