Author Archives: Aaron 'BingoBoingo' Rogier

Are All Yall Children Ready To Die: 6th Child Dies After School Bus Wreck In Tennessee

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The Bus DriverA sixth child died as a result of a school bus wreck earlier this week. Twenty-four year old Johnthony Walker was just starting another week of work driving other people's children to school when he asked his charges "Are yall ready to die?" before carrying on in a manner than lead the bus to tip over and get cleaved by a utility pole. Five children died the day of the crash before this latest fatality. Five more children remain hospitalized as a result of this crash.

No drugs or alcohol were found in Johnthony's bodily fluids by the police. Durham School Services CEO David Duke1 expressed remorse over the incident in a video statement.

Pence in our time.

  1. Not that David Duke.  ↩

US Celebration Of Consumerism Begins

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The "holiday season" an orgy of consumerism where Americans race to spend money they don't have on plasti-crap (TM)(R) begins tonight and continues through the end of December. Travellers are advised to proceed with caution as Americans consumers are prone to explode into violence while shopping this time of year. This seasonal increase in violence happens on top of the place's basal level of violence.

Yeezus Cancels US Tour Dates After Backlash Against His Support For Trumpreich

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Kanye West, the father of Kim Kardashian's children, cancelled the remaining United States portion of his "Saint Pablo" tour after his public declaration of support for the President Elect lead to backlash from socialist agitators. Last Thursday the self declared Yeezus, genius, and voice of a generation came onstage in Sacramento and proceeded to condemn Hillary Rodham-Clinton, Beyonce, Jay-Z, and the radio industry for their continued support of destructive socialist politicians and policies. Kanye West also admonished his fellow black people to stop talking about race so much. The rapper who called out George W. Bush for not caring about black people in the wake of Hurricane Katrina is now being condemned as a "white nationalist" by the same socialist media that once lionized and fawned over him.

Not Quite News Roundup Xtend 15 (TM)(R) – Pence In Our Time

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Welcome to the fifteenth edition of the Qntra Not Quite News Roundup Xtend (TM)(R). The below events are alleged to have happened, but they are decidedly innocent of newsworthiness.

  • The United States President Elect has begun selecting personnel for appointed positions in the Trumpreich. The exodus of even unexpired appointees of the lame duck Hussein Bahamas regime means there are a substantial number of jobs to be filled. The application for appointments to the Trumpreich is available through GreatAgain.gov
  • The domain change.gov no longer resolves.
  • In a development of no surprise the US IRS has publicly requested all transaction records from Coinbase for the years 2013 through 2015 in order to check for compliance with fiat tax laws. Sorry for our complete lack of surprise.
  • Two notable persons made a bet.
  • Wailing, gnashing, and failure to accept the world as it is continues among the mainstream socialist media.
  • Wailing, gnashing, and failure to accept the world as it is continues among urban crowds in the United States as samples collected via arrest indicate 30 to 50 percent of the protesters did not care enough to vote.
  • A recent poll shows only 27 percent of Americans surveyed believe their personal finances would improve under Trumpreich, but an even more dismal 19% believed they would have benefited financially from a Clitler regime.
  • Trends on fiat/Bitcoin interfaces continue to show bull, but it would still be unsurprising if they gave up on their fiction1 and began reporting magenta, dove gray, or old hot dog as their exchange rate.
  • The cast and audience at a performance of the musical "Hamilton" shamed and booed Vice President Elect Mike Pence for deigning to watch their fruity paean to one of the most destructive men in American history.

Pence in our time.

  1. The one where the fiat US dollar is worth even 1/10,000th of a Bitcoin just as Hillary was 85+% likely winrar.  ↩

Bitcoin Network Difficulty Jumps ~10.675% In Latest Adjustment – Largest Jump Since Second Halving So Far

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Mining difficulty on the Bitcoin network increased to 281800917193.19580078 from 254620187304.06140137 for an approximately 10.675 percent increase. This is of course yet another all time high for the network mining difficulty and shows a substantial continued appetite for the extant 12.5 Bitcoin block subsidy.

James Clapper, Chief US Spook Resigns

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Today United States Director of National Intelligence James Clapper (WOT:nonperson) announced his resignation effective at the conclusion of lame duck Hussein Bahamas' term as president. This is the latest in a long series of resignations allowing space for the President elect to reshape the former United States Government into the Trumpreich in order to better summon The Great Again. Peace in our time.

Twitter Purges "Alt-right" Members As It Intentionally Contracts Audience

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In line with its adoption of the dangerous Benesch framework and its continued surrender to leftist media pressure this week, Twitter undertook a purge of "Alt-right" members. Among those banned was former Business Insider CTO Pax Dickinson (WOT:nonperson) who sought refuge in the embrace of the budding Alt-right following an organized social media shaming campaign against him (archived) lead by writers for the now defunct socialist rag Gawker. This continues the trend of Twitter and operator Jack Dorsey (WOT:nonperson) intentionally contracting the platform's userbase and alienating users while wondering why their one time fortunes are shrinking.

Vilsack Attempts To Whitewash Hussein Bahamas Rural Legacy

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Outgoing United States Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack (WOT:nonperson) issued a statement this week attempting to whitewash the legacy of destruction wrought by the Hussein Bahamas administration upon rural America.1 Vilsack's statement however completely fails to mention anything about agriculture.

Between unsustainable subsidized grain markets that force farmers to plant crops with an eye for minimizing their inevitable loss while hungry hungry hamplanets can't eat fast enough to make a meaningful dent in the glut of stored grain from years past to so called "employment growth" that consists of small towns landing bigger Walmarts,2 Vilsack's statement is out of touch with rural American reality.

Is it any wonder rural America voted to summon The Great Again? Soy for your loss.

  1. In full:

    Statement by Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack on Rural America at a Glance, 2016 Edition

    WASHINGTON, Nov. 14, 2016—Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack today released the following statement on Rural America at a Glance, 2016 Edition, an annual report by USDA's Economic Research Service:

    "At the depths of the Great Recession, rural counties were shedding 200,000 jobs per year, rural unemployment stood at nearly 10 percent, and poverty rates reached heights unseen in decades. Many rural communities were ill-positioned to bounce back quickly.

    "Over the course of the Obama Administration, USDA has made targeted Federal investments in rural areas to create jobs, generate economic opportunity, and strengthen rural communities. This strategy, focused on production agriculture, the biobased economy, local and regional food systems, and conservation and natural resources, is helping the rural economy retool itself for the 21st century.

    "Today's report underscores the result of these efforts: rural America has begun a remarkable comeback. Key economic indicators continue to show that rural America is rebounding. Rural unemployment continued to decline in 2015, dropping below 6 percent for the first time since 2007, and rural poverty rates have fallen. Median household incomes in rural areas increased by 3.4 percent in 2015, and rural populations have stabilized and are beginning to grow. Child food insecurity nationwide is at an all-time low.

    "The future of rural America looks much brighter today than when President Obama took office. The incredible results highlighted in the new report demonstrate how long-term government investment and positive partnerships with public institutions are central to rural America's continued progress."

    The Rural America at a Glance, 2016 Edition report can be viewed on the ERS website. To read more about USDA's investments in rural America and its successful turnaround, visit USDA's entry on Medium.com, Rural America Is Back in BusinessThis is an external link or third-party site outside of the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) website..

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    USDA is an equal opportunity provider, employer and lender.

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  2. On this front Obamacare has been employment figures up by making incentives for hiring more warm bodies and scheduling each warm body for less hours. Thusly one full time employee is replaced by 3-4 quarter time employees which means more people are employee in absolute terms.  ↩

SEC Chair Mary Jo White Leads Exodus Of Unexpired Appointees Ahead Of Trumpreich

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United States Securities and Exchange Commission Chairmyn Mary Jo White (WOT:nonperson) is leading an exodus of bureaucrats appointed by lame duck Hussein Bahamas, and many of these bureaucrats still have years remaining before the expiration of their appointments. White's appointment is not scheduled to expire until 2019 when the next presidential election's primary campaigns begin dominating the mainstream news cycle. This atypical wave of departures will provide president elect Trump substantial freedom as the Trumpreich begins the work of summoning The Great Again. The only notable figure with no plans of departing is lame duck Hussein Bahamas who intends to stick around in the swamp in order to "mentor" the president elect. Peace in our time.

Google Pull Adsense From News Content It Doesn't Like

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Google is set to implement a new policy depriving news and informational sites of revenue from their adsense program unless their work is concordant with Google's political version of the truth. This surely has absolutely nothing to do with recent events in which political reality was found to diverge from the politically correct truth.

Sorry for your loss.